Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? Quiz

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? Quiz

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Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

1.	Do your friends, family, or loved ones ever encourage you to eat more? Yes, often Every now and then No 14 questions remain

2.	Do they ever spit a little while they are talking to you? (note: this is probably because they are salivating heavily) Yes No 13 questions remain

3.	How often do they stay up later than you? All the time Sometimes Rarely Never 12 questions remain

4.	How old are you? Child Teenager Adult Senior 11 questions remain

5.	Do they cook dinner for you? Yes, regularly Sometimes No, I usually cook We eat out 10 questions remain

6.	What's your body like? Lean, Skinny A few extra pounds Overweight Average Athletic Muscular, body builder 9 questions remain

7.	Do your loved ones ever stare at you while rubbing their bellies? Yes, often Sometimes, usually when they think I'm not looking No, not yet 8 questions remain

8.	Do your loved ones often buy excessive amounts of condiments, such as a gallon of nacho cheese from costco? Yes No 7 questions remain

9.	Have you ever been asked to clean the oven, fireplace, or chimney? Yes No 6 questions remain

10.	Do your loved ones often try to convince you to go camping with them? Yes No 5 questions remain

11.	If you did go camping, did they ever "accidentally" try to push you into the campfire? Yes No 4 questions remain

12.	Does anyone in your house own a hacksaw, chainsaw, or large butcher knife? Yes No 3 questions remain

13.	Have they ever bitten you? (even in a playful way) Yes No 2 questions remain

14.	Have you ever found your bed sheets soaked in a delicious peppercorn marinade? Yes Yes, but it wasn't peppercorn - it was Teriyaki No 1 questions remain

15.	Have your friends or loved ones ever wrapped you in bacon, claiming it was going to exfoliate your skin? Yes No final question!


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