What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

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What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?

  • 1.

    Suppose a large forest-dwelling creature (ie: bigfoot) sat on your face, how long do you think you could hold your breath?

    9 questions remain

  • 2.

    Do you have any experience as a wrestler?

    8 questions remain

  • 3.

    Currently, how often do you have sex with someone larger than you?

    7 questions remain

  • 4.

    In your lifetime, how many large (220+ pounds, 99+ kg) people have you had sex with?

    6 questions remain

  • 5.

    Has anyone ever made you their bitch before? (in prison or otherwise)

    5 questions remain

  • 6.

    Are you typically on top or bottom?

    4 questions remain

  • 7.

    How often do you do lower body lifting, such as squats or deadlifts?

    3 questions remain

  • 8.

    How often do you exercise?

    2 questions remain

  • 9.

    Have you ever slept with someone who smelled like pine cones and rabbit blood?

    1 questions remain

  • 10.

    If sasquatch asked you to squeal loudly and call him 'dirty pappa bear,' would you be cool with it?

    final question!