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What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

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What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?

1.

Suppose a large forest-dwelling creature (ie: bigfoot) sat on your face, how long do you think you could hold your breath?

A long time, maybe 3 minutes or more. I often get sat on by cows, large people, farm equipment, etc.
My lungs are pretty strong, maybe 1-2 minutes?
Not long, I'm a smoker or I have no experience being suffocated by large, hairy beasts

9 questions remain

2.	Do you have any experience as a wrestler? Yes, college level or pro Yes, high school A little, wrestling with siblings or fiends None 8 questions remain

3.	Currently, how often do you have sex with someone larger than you? Every day A few times a week A few times a month Almost never :( 7 questions remain

4.	In your lifetime, how many large (220+ pounds, 99+ kg) people have you had sex with? None 1-2 3-5 5-10 10+ 6 questions remain

5.	Has anyone ever made you their bitch before? (in prison or otherwise) Yes No 5 questions remain

6.	Are you typically on top or bottom? Top Bottom Either one, it's split pretty even 4 questions remain

7.	How often do you do lower body lifting, such as squats or deadlifts? Often (multiple time a week) Sometimes Almost never 3 questions remain

8.	How often do you exercise? 6+ times a week 3-5 times a week 1-2 times a week Almost never 2 questions remain

9.	Have you ever slept with someone who smelled like pine cones and rabbit blood? Yes No 1 questions remain

10.	If sasquatch asked you to squeal loudly and call him 'dirty pappa bear,' would you be cool with it? Yes, and I'm getting excited just thinking about it! No, I think I'd need therapy after that final question!


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