#1 - Current Champion

I received this email in response to 10 words you need to stop misspelling:

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2nd Place Runner Up

I received this email a few days after I launched my website.
He never actually ordered a copy of my comic book, he was just commenting on the ones I had for sale.

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PS. Someone found a picture of him. He's the douche on the right.

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3rd Place

I received this email in response to How Twilight Works

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4th Place

I received this email in response to Why we should be eating horses

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5th Place

I received this email in response to 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin

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6th Place

I received this email in response to Women With Mustaches

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7th Place

I received this email in response to 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin

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8th Place

This person thinks I'm being too negative on my website.

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9th Place

I received in response to What it's like to own an apple product

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10th Place

This was posted on my facebook wall.

This woman apparently thinks the entire motivation behind The Oatmeal is spam for a dating site. I did used to own a dating site that I built myself as a one-man operation. I used comics and quizzes to market it and sold it to a competitor years ago. I still link to these comics from The Oatmeal because they're funny.

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11th Place

Apparently I'm a dumbshit because I lack a college education

This guy messaged me on Facebook after reading 7 photos you really don't need to take, and I politely responded encouraging him to go fornicate with a horse.

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12th Place

"Please and me free stuff"

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13th Place

Margarita comments on me translating some of my comics into Japanese

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14th Place

I received in response to 10 words you need to stop misspelling

From [email protected]

From [email protected]

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